No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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