Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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