Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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