weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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