god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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