You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I want her autograph on my taint
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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