I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You are the jesus of drinking
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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