i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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