Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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