Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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