She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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