It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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