They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
no you cant smoke seaweed
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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