The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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