You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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