next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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