Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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