I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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