And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Blood and glitter go together right?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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