I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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She bit a glass in half.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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