thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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