So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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