i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Alive.
So much puke
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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