Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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