So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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