pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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