I'm really into asian looking animals
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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