apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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