No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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