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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just cropdusted the office

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!

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• (516): View more from New York

  perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner

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• (925): View more from California

  Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept

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• (253): View more from Washington

  So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter

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  Wow, he seems so solid

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.

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• (631): View more from New York

  It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.

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