with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
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why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂