I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake