is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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I have poison ivy on my dick
I think my nap took me to another dimension
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.