the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch