So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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