My hand turned me down
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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