I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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