Dual....:-)
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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