Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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