I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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