If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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