K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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