I hope mine doesn't look like that
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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