how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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