we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
3 2 1 whiskey
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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