his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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