You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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