its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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