fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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