C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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