..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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