she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
