the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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