Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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