I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My vagina is officially offended.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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