Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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