i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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