It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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