Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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